That would be bad. I would lose my green card for sure.

Can't know for sure until it happens... You can use a chair you know because none of the matches are even "fair" these days.

I could use two chairs. That's how advanced I am.

Would you flap them like a bird and go by "el pollo robot" ?

I could, but it would need to be more badass than that. Like "El Pollo DIABLO Robot."

I think: El pollo robot diablo sounds better.