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Originally posted by Mr. Mikael:

Where in the fuck can I buy this?!

and a little something to remember yesterday, International Pi Day

i just love their big smiles

it would be funny if it were not so sad

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(didn't know where to post this)

Dave Chapelle on Monkey Sex

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e3de0c8853

"scientists still say aids started when somebody had sex with a monkey... Word !"

i just love it how he says "word" !

I agree with this one

Lord Flashheart is the shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xTm7Z_6Dcs&feature=related

stop ogling the mother of my children "stud"




better

Margaret Cho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TQ04KsHNi8&

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The two finalists were a Yale graduate and a redneck. The final contest was for them to make a poem in 2 minutes containing a word that would be given to them by the judges. The word was "TIMBUKTU".

The Yale graduate was the first to give his poem:

Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels two by two,
Destination Timbuktu.

The audience went wild. They thought the redneck would never stand a chance against him-a YALE graduate.

Nevertheless, the redneck stood up and gave his poem:

Me and Tim a hunting went,
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They were three and we were two,
So I bucked one and Timbuktu.

The redneck won

i just really like Tom Cruise sometimes (other times i just don't care)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6qH_-0fY_Y&NR=1

he turned the oxygen off !

the lime cat, nothing distracts the lime cat

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Originally posted by Laurie:

a pic i took of my parent's cat, cleo